tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77564375388619302252024-02-19T08:19:14.996+02:00Atat ma duce capulVrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.comBlogger283125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-30269325095237311762013-08-19T22:49:00.000+03:002013-08-19T22:49:06.830+03:00Paprika Tv cu doi bucatari italieni batrani<div style="text-align: justify;">
Am vazut cateva secvente dintr-o emisiune pe Paprika cu doi italieni batrani care gateau. Unul prepara o ciocolata si spunea ca pe vremuri asa se seduceau femeile. Ca personal a folosit metoda de mai multe ori. Apoi a inceput sa povesteasca cum a fost casatorit odata nu stiu cati ani si a doua casatorie a durat ... 7 ... wait for it! ... LUNI!</div>
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Ce a fost fratioare 7 luni? aia s-a numit casatorie? e din seria "cetatene o mai iei ... din cand in cand ... in casatorie pe cetateana?"</div>
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O casatorie care a durat 7 luni!</div>
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Am avut odata un cos pe cur care a fost mai longeviv!</div>
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Aigata!</div>
Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-31326952662905177832013-08-14T22:18:00.000+03:002013-08-14T22:18:35.025+03:00Considerente si Istoria vegetarienilorAtatmaducecapul a gasit astazi in izvoarele istoriei prima atestare documentara a vegetarienilor pe pamant romanesc.<br />
Asa cum scrie si cronicarul Grigore dupa-Ureche, vegetarienii au fost un curent foarte mainstream in secolele 18-19, ei se numeau popular iobagi.<br />
Aigata!Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-58367542915807421392013-08-14T01:19:00.000+03:002013-08-14T01:19:02.076+03:00Canicula<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Zilele astea a fost asa de cald ca am vazut mai multi copaci care se bateau pentru un caine.</div>
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Pe vreme caniculara recomandam inghetata "Bipolar ... pentru cei cu tulburari!"</div>
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Aigata.</div>
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<br />Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-31543309274509942062013-06-18T15:32:00.001+03:002013-06-18T15:32:14.214+03:00Cross-merchandising la REAL<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="text-align: justify;">Intr-un puseu de marketing avangardist, Real face un cross-merchandising de exceptie: prezervative si papuci!</span><br />
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Pentru cei care nu au terminat facultati de profil, cross-merchandisingul reprezinta alaturarea inspirata de produse care nu sunt in aceeasi categorie (gen bere langa bere), dar sunt complementare (gen alune langa bere).</div>
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Aici logica mea insalubra spune: foloseste Durex si da-i papucii!</div>
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Aigata!</div>
Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-2505507755185772932013-06-16T15:22:00.000+03:002013-06-16T15:22:34.394+03:00Some closure regarding floristsAcum ceva timp v-am povestit despre o florareasa care a facut considerente personale referitoare la mine. Sa rezumam intamplarea:<br />
Ma duceam la o aniversare si ii spun sa imi faca un buchet de flori fumos.<br />
- Ce fel de flori sa fie, ce culori?!<br />
- Nu conteaza, sa fie frumos, am incredere in dumneavoastra!<br />
- Imi dau seama cat de mult iubiti florile daca nu va intereseaza!<br />
WTF?!<br />
Ieri eram intr-o alta florarie. Un nene se baga in vorba cu florareasa grasa si o jigneste inutil cam cum mi-a facut si mie cealalta:<br />
- Sunteti de putin timp aici?<br />
- ...<br />
- Imi aduc aminte ca inainte era o ... doamna mai "subtirica"!<br />
WTF?!<br />
Chiar daca nu era vorba despre aceeasi florareasa si nu am fost eu cel care sa-i fi intors jignirea, la nivel global suntem chit!<br />
Aigata!Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-8393309692109386452013-06-10T23:38:00.001+03:002013-06-10T23:38:34.705+03:00Nuti a divortat!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Dupa zece ani de casnicie Nuti a divortat...<br />
Ambii au fost de acord ca o casatorie dureaza atat cat poti sa o suporti, un divort in schimb e vesnic!<br />
Dorin Cocos a declarat ca i-au fost de ajuns 10 ani de casnicie sa isi dea seama cam ce genuri de barbati ii plac fostei sale sotii.<br />
La partaj s-au hotarat sa imparta casa pe jumatate. Ea urmand sa primeasca interiorul si el exteriorul.<br />
Aigata<br />
<br />Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-39786495605939893562013-06-10T19:26:00.000+03:002013-06-10T19:26:51.415+03:00Abonament Nou la Orange!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Dupa succesul cu abonamentele delfin, fluture, pantera si pinguin, Orange lanseaza astazi abonamentul ZEBRA! Vorbesti fara gratii!<br />
Aigata!Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-66229763013711437552013-04-30T09:33:00.002+03:002013-04-30T09:33:50.575+03:00Pentru Gicu cu Sovata<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Dupa ce m-a spamat de m-am plictisit eu pe toate conturile mele de yahoo, am decis sa ii raspund lui Gicu de la Sovata: Aigata, acum AIGATA!Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-53046676420476864432013-03-14T14:06:00.000+02:002013-03-14T14:06:30.578+02:00Obtinerea permisului<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-21038614426641569022013-02-23T22:30:00.003+02:002013-02-23T22:30:57.261+02:00cateva dintre glumele mele cu carnea de cal# Doi cai gustosi... hai maxim sase.<br />
# Am mancat astazi o ciorbita de vacuta. La un momentdat mi s-a parut ca am nimerit un zgarci ceva. Cand ma uit mai bine era o bucata de capastru.<br />
# Am vazut intr-un supermarket marca de lasagna "Fefeleaga". Apropo cum il chema pe calul ala al ei? Abator?!<br />
Aigata!Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-8475958508304404362013-02-11T23:29:00.000+02:002013-02-11T23:29:17.997+02:00Demisia lui Papa!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Astazi am citit o stire halucinanta: Papa isi da ... demisia! Nici nu stiu daca exista vreun protocol pentru asta, predecesorii lui cand au renuntat la functia de papa, au renuntat la toate functiile, inclusiv cele vitale.<br />
Exista cateva ipoteze de lucru:<br />
1. A dat si el un zvon asa sa il ajute sa isi renegocieze contractul.<br />
2. Vrea sa se mai bucure cate zile o avea de burlacie.<br />
3. O fi venit unul cu o poza la el si i-a zis:<br />
- Parinte ce-ti arat eu aici?!<br />
- Ce-mi arati fiule?! Cavalerii apocalipsei ?! Sodoma si Gomora?<br />
- Mai bine va luati ochelarii de apropiere!<br />
- Opaaaa, cred ca trebuie sa imi dau demisia, nu?!<br />
- Poate vreti sa v-o rotesc la 90 de grade?!<br />
- Oohh nu , lasa-lasa. ....<br />
Aigata!Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-14294461340066240252013-02-07T21:11:00.003+02:002013-02-07T21:11:27.822+02:00Recunoasterea Tinutului Secuiesc!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-66909156927506236102013-02-07T17:56:00.000+02:002013-02-07T17:56:04.077+02:00Minunea din Tinutul Secuiesc<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Minunea din Tinutul Secuiesc: intr-un trunchi de copac proaspat taiat dintr-o padure din Covasna s-a aratat chipul lui <em style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: small; font-style: normal; line-height: 16px;">Verestóy Attila!</em><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 16px;">Gyere kész! (Aigata!)</span></span>Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-27883699620764497812013-01-29T22:40:00.001+02:002013-01-29T22:40:03.849+02:00Negocierile cu FMI: Hidroelectica si Nuclearelectrica<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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FMI a pus piciorul in prag in privinta privatizarilor restante pentru Hidroelectrica si Nuclearelectrica. Pe fondul crizei care se adanceste, a inflatiei si impozitarii crescande, a somajului ajuns la cote alarmante, Fondul a luat un prim set de masuri care sa salveze companiile mai sus vizate. De la 1 Februarie toate facturile de energie electrica ce vizeaza: restante la plata, penalitati, somatii de deconectare de la reteaua de distributie a energieri electrice vor fi tiparite cu cerneala fosforescenta, ele putand fi citite acum si in intuneric.</div>
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Aigata!</div>
Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-59760316279890649372013-01-28T23:17:00.000+02:002013-01-28T23:17:16.048+02:00Lintea<div style="text-align: justify;">
Ieri am mancat pentru prima oara in viata mea: linte! Pana acum auzisem de linte doar din cartea de botanica. Nu e deloc diferita fata de fasole, oricum ocazia a prilejuit urmatoarele glume: "n-ai linte deloc", "poate iti vine si tie lintea la cap" sau ... "hai c-ai dat in lintea copiilor"...</div>
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Aigata!</div>
Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-20474674633413962532012-12-27T12:46:00.001+02:002012-12-27T12:47:10.986+02:00Radu Banciu are nasul infundat<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Domnule sa il opreasca cineva pe Radu Banciu ca daca ma mai uit la doua-trei emisiuni de ale lui ajung la ORL pe motiv ca fac praf in urechi.</div>
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Eu sunt de parere ca si Banciu ca multi romani e racit. Stiti voi genul ala de raceala cand ai nasul infundat, sinusurile incarcate si nu ai nici miros, nici gust.</div>
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Probabil prin aprilie-mai sa i se desfunde si nasul lui Banciu, sa ii revina mirosul si gustul .... probabil atunci o sa isi dea seama si el cam cat rahat mananca!</div>
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Aigata!</div>
Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-89411723496451206732012-12-19T20:38:00.000+02:002012-12-19T20:38:52.137+02:00Traian Basescu si testamentul lui Dusa<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Dupa ce a fost dezvaluit tratatul dintre Ponta si Basescu, un alt document incendiar vine sa consfinteasca coabitarea presedintelui cu USL-ul: este vorba de testamentul ministrului Mircea Dusa, cel despre care Traian Basescu a afirmat ca si-a pus o caciula prea mare pentru capul lui, "care ii cade pe ochi". Dusa, dand dovada ca nu ii poarta ranchiuna presedintelui i-a lasat prin testament caciula : De-oi muri sa-mi porti caciula, de-oi trai sa belesti ... ochii!</div>
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Aigata!</div>
Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-2182220485660336542012-12-18T22:47:00.001+02:002012-12-18T22:47:20.154+02:00Fratele bosonului Higgs<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Cercetatorii de la CERN care s-au laudat ca au descoperit Particula lui Dumnezeu, bosonul Higgs, se pare ca s-au cam pripit la concluzii si ca ar fi descoperit doua particule diferite cu masa foarte asemanatoare, dar care cand se descompun dau cu virgula si emit doi fotoni in plus fata de ce ar fi trebuit in teorie.</div>
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Stephen Hawking a negat descoperirea spunand : "Ce au descoperit ei e o particula banala, o particula "fara nici un Dumnezeu"!"</div>
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Aigata!</div>
Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-74566912169383375602012-11-26T20:43:00.000+02:002012-11-26T20:43:19.536+02:00Toader Paleologu spartan!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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* Am vazut intr-un link sponsorizat pe facebook ca Toader Paleologu o arde spartan. Spunea linkul ca a gasit poza din stanga pe un site de "hateri", ca pana si dusmanii ii fac reclama.<br />
Bai Spartanus!<br />
* De Black Friday mi-am luat si eu dupa ani de zile de ignoranta TV. Tv cu diagonala mare de 119cm. Foarte multumit de el. Probabil 119cm e marimea care satisface un barbat!<br />
* Azi in fata mea erau doua dadici cam contondente ca aspect fizic, care vorbeau pe un ton afectat in diminutive: Am facut o mancarica de fasole si o salatica de vinete cu maioneza.<br />
Mie cel putin ... vinete cu maioneza?! ... mi se pare foarte grea.<br />
Lasa draga ca o intinzi pe paine si o tii cu amandoua mainile.<br />
Aigata!Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-61495962817159153392012-11-12T21:17:00.000+02:002012-11-12T21:17:47.501+02:00Candva am fost printesa<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Astazi in metrou se aseaza langa mine o hipsterita obosita si uratica foc. Scoate o carte si incepe sa citeasca. Pe pagina care era spre mine vad: <span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">Jacqueline Pascarl. Stau ce stau fara sa citesc, asteptand sa dea pagina si vad si titlul cartii: Candva am fost printesa.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">Ma mai uit odata la ea si spun in gand: Am dubii serioase!</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">Aigata!</span>Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-62613832998185469012012-11-11T22:32:00.001+02:002012-11-11T22:34:08.478+02:00Low cost in picioare!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; line-height: 24px;">Din seria "atat de mare-i criza": Michael O'Leary, CEO-ul companiei Irlandeze de low cost Ryanair, s-a hotarat sa mai taie din costuri si sa scoata ultimele 10 locuri din avioanele companiei si sa puna niste bare ca in RATB de care calatorii sa se tina in timpul zborului. </span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 24px;">Daca planul irlandezului o sa fie aprobat de autoritatea aviatica, compania Tarom a pregatit un plan de rezerva: "locul intr-un picior"!</span></span></div>
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Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-89671441971210432792012-10-31T23:33:00.001+02:002012-10-31T23:33:58.063+02:00Spargerea!Astazi am aflat ca s-a spart ... s-a spart ...senzational! ... s-a spart ghereta paznicului de la noi de la munca! Iar cum ne povestea omul afectat nu a prea simtit ironia din cuvintele mele:<div>
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Aigata!</div>
Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-42430132241853858522012-10-28T21:13:00.002+02:002012-10-28T21:13:49.025+02:00Whore Hero!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Dupa jocurile de succes Guitar Hero si Dj Hero, cei de la XXX Box au venit cu o surpriza pe piata playstation: Whore Hero! Leave the joystick on your seat! Practice and enjoy!</div>
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Aigata!</div>
Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-32510907681775323132012-10-23T22:34:00.002+03:002012-10-23T22:34:30.253+03:00The Walking Dead<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Am remarcat in metrou o tipologie de femeie: intre 35-50 de ani, simpla dupa vorba, dupa port, si care citeste dintr-o carticica cu rugaciuni si nu numai.</div>
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Astazi am avut ocazia sa vad si eu ce scrie intr-o astfel de carticica:</div>
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"vor invia mortii si se vor bucura de cei de pe Pamant" ... noroc ca am citit un pic mai departe si schimbase tonul pentru ca o secunda am crezut ca fituica propovaduieste apocalipsa zombie!</div>
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Aigata!</div>
Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7756437538861930225.post-56257398116941631202012-10-15T19:51:00.002+03:002012-10-15T19:51:27.169+03:00CopywriterAstazi a fost un fel de efort colectiv in firma sa facem un "slogan" pentru o expozitie la Romexpo. Printre ideile necomerciale pe care le-am avut s-a numarat si umatoarea:<br />
Grijulii cu marfa voastra! Da-o-n grijania noastra!<br />
Aigata!Vrajitorul da-l in gaOzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17809975055997088043noreply@blogger.com0